First of all, this:
Don’t want the turkey to get away!
1. How did you get inside and all the way up there?! 2. EWWW.
I don’t think I have much else to share except that it’s officially rainy season and I am jealous of everyone enjoying the sun and fun of summer. BUT I bet you don’t have captive turkeys and adventurous slugs around to spice up your life. Win some, lose some.